Friday, 29 September 2017

Lost in space, bullshit and and gobbledygook



A rant in which I swear.
There’s a newish cult that’s taken over the world, the cult of meaningless trivial shit. People have written before about how mumbo jumbo took over the world, well its now epidemic. Everywhere you look or read there’s a new trending cult of bullshit. The conference circuit is brimming with self-appointed gurus, thought leaders and futurists. I wouldn’t give the majority of them the steam from my piss.
What sickens me more than this cabal of self-praising charlatans are the dumbass audiences. Many of whom I respect for what they do. Who are taken in enough by this nonsensical guff to buy conference tickets?  So that they can sit with the rest of the sheep and imbibe some ill thought through pocket book psychology. That some tan pointy shoes Muppet spouts as fact.
I'm beginning to believe that people have lost faith in facts. Instead they believe without question whatever some post truth guru tells them. Gullibility has replaced consideration. It seems the ability to mull things over and figure out practical answers has left town.
These made up conferences and ill conceived gatherings cost a fortune.  The new love affair with the private sector means that the public sector is shelling out a fortune from our taxes to go to these things. someone should FoI them about the cost and the outcome! To hobnob it with companies they should not be in league with. Look for example at the closeness of some public sector people to big tech companies. Companies that if I ran a business I wouldn’t touch with a shitty stick!
Then you have to wonder. In a world driven by personal performance plans and objectives, what is it this over willing flock takes away from such cultish gatherings?  Do they go off and change lives? It seems not, most take nothing at all away. Others hang on to a dull phrase or diagram that they then copy and pretend is their own.  I have witnessed people trying to replicate the ill thought through drivel dressed up as ideas in their workplace. Faced with a sea of blue shirts and tan pointy shoes. All who hang on every word. Desperate for something practical to save them from drowning in their own slurry pit of boredom.
My challenge to these flaccid imbibers of liquid dross is;
IF YOU WANT TO CHANGE SOMETHING HAVE AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT. THEN FUCKING GO DO IT. YES THAT’S RIGHT SHOW WHAT YOU, YES YOU, CAN DO. Do is the new cool! Do is the 21c skill that you will all soon envy!
WARNING tan pointy shoes bastards. I will no longer tolerate this crap. Be very very fucking careful when you spout unreferenced, pseudo-science to me! I may show you what I can do!

Friday, 4 August 2017

Ownership, THE biggest issue of the 21 Century

Is ownership THE big issue?
In the UK everyone wants to own everything. Because historically that’s always been the ticket to a fast fortune. Economic reality and the consolidation of wealth into a very few hands has made the prospect of ownership of very much, very unlikely. This is reality for many young people in the UK and beyond. I hear of amazing things that solve the difficulties of ownership through subscription. Take for example the local toy library. Subscribe for a small fee and you don’t have to own all that plastic crap that destroys the planet. Not only that you don’t have to store it all either. This and other examples, Uber etc. led me to question the need to own anything. Could this completely change society?
What if everything was a subscription? Could this take millions of vehicles off the road? Imagine you could summon an autonomous vehicle whenever you needed one. If a limited number of electric vehicles were in constant circulation nearby and efficient. Imagine they had drop off points in or very near the city centres. Could this idea take millions of cars off the road and free up space for pedestrians, cyclists. Could it allow electric vehicles the space to ferry us to the outskirts of cities. Where larger electric coaches or trains wait to take us on longer journeys. Without becoming bogged down in local congestion? Do we need to own the rusty heap of depreciating scrap that sits outside our door for 90% of the time?
How about houses and Living space? Do we need to own them? What if there were large scale not for profit cooperatives that developed houses and communal living spaces. What if you could subscribe to them on a month by month basis for as long as you wanted? Imagine the potential for mobility, and the security this could offer. Imagine the amount of money wasted on ownership that we could recycle into the economy. If humanity cooperatively provided all necessary ( bottom row Maslov) services by subscription. then would a universal income to replace benefits would become a reality for the poor? Could we see what people need to subscribe to and make sure everyone gets it?
It seems bizarre that we can subscribe to a TV package that we don’t need. Whilst we struggle to meet over priced housing costs. Isn’t it time to reorganise the way society views ownership? We are at a pivotal point in the future of our world. We can either continue to destroy it. Or we can adjust our lives to live within our means and the ability of the planet to support us. I’m taken by Kate Raworth’s Donught economics. Can community based, carefully organised, benevolent subscription provide the solution for future one planet living?

Thursday, 1 June 2017

Why project working will be the future of work

One of my favourite analogies when talking about projects is the orchestra. I'll explain why in a few moments. first I want to make the point that project work will be the future of work even within big organisations. Certainly in the world beyond their walls. Organisations will not survive for much longer with massive, multi-layered hierarchies. 
I've helped quite a few projects get off the ground from as a facilitator. I tend not to get involved as project manager as I get bored too quickly. After all everyone knows I can't sit still for two minutes. In my facilitator role I've noticed patterns over time that project managers should avoid if you want success. For example the initial enthusiasm for the project wanes after a while. This is often because people believe that they have to be at every meeting for its duration. This often means sitting through hours of stuff that's totally irrelevant to you before it gets to your (very short) bit. This leaves those professionals who wait to say their piece frustrated and bored. 
Well here's the thing an professional orchestra is full of very skilled individuals. But they don't all play together all of the time. A skilled conductor will bring the instruments in when required at exactly the right moment to play their part. Now clearly the orchestra generally stays put for the rest of the symphony. But for my analogy we'll imagine they can go do something else when they're not required. 
So not everyone all at once! Of course they all play from the same score. And I liken this to the project plan. A good composer will arrange things to make it  easy for the musicians to know exactly whats required. The top line melody works in my mind like the technical plan. With other parts such as the bass clef dovetailing below. This reminds me of the relationship between technical tasks and public engagement for example. The engagement timing and objectives will be different to the technical ones. Consultants and freelancers come in when required not for the whole time. I've sat through some dire meetings in my time but this doesn't have to be the case.
They all play from the same score! The other thing I've noticed over the years is a lack of commitment to see the project through. For an orchestra it is crucial that all the roles filled and they stay through rehearsals right up to performance and possibly beyond. I am staggered at how many people turn up to a project induction and seem surprised when I ask if they can commit to the project. Of course if you get the plan right people are happy because they are not asked to commit to all meetings all the time. So this makes it easier for them to spread their expertise across a range of projects.
The audience are out there eagerly awaiting your performance. Except they're not. Well not if you don't tell them. A good stakeholder engagement plan is vital. That means don't just send out stuff but engage properly (about which I may cover in another blog).
This will be the future of work. It will because people want to work less, that is they want to work in a less structured way. Most people view work negatively. Trapped in the hamster wheel of 9-5. Autonomy over when and how much to work changes lives. Project working, is the answer to this. 
People feel under utilised not stretched or challenged by their work. Project working is also the key to this. When they get involved in a range of projects they are able to use their skills and be rewarded for them. Some projects may be more challenging than others and for the players, even within organisations, this is a good thing
Small project teams of experts work best. A small team of 3 to 5 people is the optimum size. Of course when you need to draft in others to play their part this group can grow and contract. I worked recently on a project with a core team of 3 that were interacting with a partner group of around 35. The key decisions and actions were controlled and maintained by the core 3
Projects end. This is refreshing for the people involved. They work with new folk. They get new opportunities to flourish and they can vote with their feet if they don't fit in.
Great examples are appearing of companies and organisations who work in new ways and epitomise this approach take this feature in Stylist magazine. I love this example. Send me more if you have them.
I've also seen other good analogies for project work, making recipes or building a house. What's yours?






Friday, 24 March 2017

The Organisation is dead! Welcome to the gig and gadfly economy

The organization is dead and this is why 

Competition in the same field will inevitably lead to organizational death for some

I sat at a conference recently listening to representatives from organisations trying to work out how to work together to save the planet and it's endangered species. It was painful, a bit like listening to dinosaurs trying to work out how to avoid extinction. The future of conservation organisations is dire. This is also reflected in the future of many other large institutions. 

The organisation is dead! you heard it here first. 

The point that they seem to have missed is that people are no longer joiners. They no longer want to be part of the grey horde that subscribes to, or works for some archaic behemoth. If you look at social media behaviour people are predominantly gadflies. Yes, the demographic that currently supports environmental organisations might well join them. But the generations following behind them flit from one issue or campaign to the next in the click of a mouse button. What those organisations need to ask is how should we work together within the emergent gig economy to capture the wave of clicktivism? They need to harness the enthusiasm of social movements, they need to be lean and agile in other words adaptable, they need to go where the action is. The modern workforce will abandoned the traditional organisation. More than a third of Americans are already freelance and loving it. They move happily from gig to gig, they do not spend a lifetime devoted to a one trick pony job. If you extrapolate this idea for the modern charity or trust, people do not choose one and stay with it for life. 

Do this now!

When I was a humble undergraduate I joined the green movement at University of Plymouth. It contained and was courted by many of the popular charities and trusts eager to harness the enthusiasm and idealism of youth. To their credit, what came to be known as 'Green Umbrella' took them all onboard, allied itself to none of them and instead campaigned on a new issue each month. Each organisation could put forward a topic, members of the umbrella would vote on which to take forward that month. Serious campaigns followed with a great deal of energy for the month. Students loved it, the variety and currency of issues keep the group fresh and excited.

Is this a way forward for the big organisations?

Maybe but I think they need to drop some old adversarial practices, stop competing and think about how they will work together. I think the big single issue organisations will die, just like Kodak was defeated by digital photography. In many respects this will be a good thing. Diversity is after all what many of them are campaigning for. Lets focus on the problems, prioritise them and then put all of our energy in to a month of serious campaign effort. Could this happen? I suspect not because at present they can't even agree who should be in the room, let alone the issues. RIP organisations, you're too stale, too big and faced with decisions you choose inertia. Stricken by fear of offending the current member demographic and obsessed with staying part of the establishment.